Top 10 Things A Father Hates
To Hear From His Son

10. "Can I borrow the car keys?"
9. "Here- I can't eat the rest."
8. "How do you like my tutu?"
7. "Wow! Look at that guy's new Air Jordans."
6. "Well, it is a grade higher than it was at mid-term."
5. "I'm calling from the police station."
4. "Do we have insurance on the car?"
3. "It's only a small tattoo."
2. "Don't bother- I already know all that stuff about girls."
1. "Mom spanks harder than that!"